Noah was drunk.
Abraham was too old.
Isaac was a daydreamer.
Jacob was a liar.
Joseph was abused.
Leah was not a good looker.
Moses was a murderer (like David and Paul).
Gideon was afraid.
Deborah was a female judge.
Rahab was a prostitute.
Jeremiah and Timothy were too young.
David pretended to be mad, had an affair and ran away from his own son.
Samson had long hair.
Elijah was suicidal.
Jonah ran away from God.
Naomi was a widow.
Isaiah preached naked.
Job lost everything.
John the Baptist ate locusts.
John was self-righteous.
Peter was hot-tempered.
The disciples fell asleep while praying.
Martha was worried about everything.
Mary was too lazy.
Mary Magdalene was demon-possessed.
The Samaritan woman slept with many men.
Zacchacus was too small.
Peter was too impulsive.
The boy with the fish and five rolls of bread was unknown (and still is).
Mark had given up.
Timothy had a stomach ulcer.
And Lazarus - he was dead!!!